The Transcripts: #14, on a WEBSITE.

We give a lot of shit to this GM character, and it seems that we are not the only ones. GM is so annoyed at how his life is going that he decided to make a website to vent some anger; be warned, these are not things that normal people get angry over.
Note: We only give shit to GM when he’s being a tard; by now you should have figured out that he’s a tard all the time.

You can go to the site here but I made a copy below as well.

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The GameMaster (GM) is daft and rather gay:
In the life of GM…

Top 10 Things I Hate
Currently, the things I hate the most are…..

1 ) When someone accuses me of an immoral act that I did not commit. Evidence or STFU.

2 ) Someone talks negatively behind my back. Seriously, instead of making gossip, why don’t you fucking say it to my face. You know, I can actually communicate back…isn’t that much easier
than me eventually finding out?

3 ) Teenagers who think they’re cool because they take illegal drugs. No, you’re going to die if you persist….so start digging.

4 ) Under 18 teenagers who think they’re cool because they’ve engaged in sexual intercourse. Too bad some of them are stupid enough to not wear a (functioning) condom and end up with an STD. The end result is “MUMMY, I NEED MEDICAL INSURANCE”! Uh oh! You just lost your family cos your whole family doesn’t care anymore….

5 ) People asking me if I’m homo-sexual and when I reply, “no”, they say, “yeah you are”. Well if you think that I am, why the fuck do you ask in the first place?

6 ) When someone calls me a homo and picks it as a subject of insult to me. If you haven’t realised, we’re all part of the homo genus.

7 ) When my PC gets infected with spyware. TO ALL SPYWARE AUTHORS: You don’t realise that you’re hurting us citizens. Get a fucking life.

8 ) When someone tries to throw food at me while I’m trying to play cricket. Wow, let’s see. You throw food that’s most likely soft. I throw a cricket ball made of out hard leather. What did you
learn?

9 ) When some Italians try to say that Asians are retarded .Yeah, we gave you the idea of Spaghetti so fuck off.

10 ) When people say negative things about the Xbox 360 without giving a logical reason for it.

The Transcripts: #13, on IRC.

Yay, I finally got around to doing something!

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The GameMaster (GM) is daft and rather gay:
Feel the G-forces

<McGM> jesus!!
<JJMeH> :\
<McGM> i want the feeling when i land the plane
<Consty> you land the plane???
oh so now you’re a pilot eh?
<McGM> i have once
<Consty> flight sims dont count
<McGM> my friend is part of the australian air force cadets
and he took me up to moorabin to fly in a cessnair
and his instructor asked me to land the plane to the best of my ability
he asked me what buttons to pressed
<Consty> and you held his control stick while he landed the plane?
<McGM> but he navigated it
nah
i reduced the throttle when it was descending
and more when it landed
he just navigated it
<Consty> wow u reduced the throttle
you are definitely pilot material
<McGM> although he did let me take control of the his stick

Japanese Treadmill Gameshow

Boot found this the other day; it’s a good laugh.

Cheeky Guy

Sorry about the lack of posts recently but I’ve been busy. Makes me wonder where the rest of the Wild Cards are…

I was having a browse of digg.com just now and found THIS; the guy is a genius.

The Transcripts: from DIGG.com

I was browsing digg.com just now and I came across this tastey morsel of a story; a collection of conversations overheard in New York. Here’s one of my favourites to give you an example.

Time to Take a Break from the Studying

Guy #1: I’d totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I’d hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

–College Walk, Columbia University

Overheard by: King Arthur

Self Defence

The Transcripts: #12, on IRC.

This is one of the GM transcripts that I keep forgetting to upload. Stay tuned for another one soon (hopefully).

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The GameMaster (GM) is daft and rather gay:
Dr GM’s recommendation.

<McGM> i know how to get rid of a fever REAL FAST
anyone care to know?
<JJMeH> ?
<Consty> kill yourself?
<JJMeH> woah?
<McGM> no
<Consty> im out of ideas
<McGM> this is an asian technique
so it may shock westerners
grab a 50 cent coin
rub it in a massaging gel or something
but it has to be asian
i don’t know the brand
but yeah
open ur back
and scratch it
<Consty> open my back???
i hav to do spinal surgery 0_o
<McGM> no
as in
lift up ur shirt
and stratch it
and it will leave red marks
and these marks will indicate that the ‘wind has been take nout”
this technique hurts
but it works a treat
screw antibiotics
i’ll try to find it on wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gua_Sha
<Consty> i’ll give you an article that would benefit you easterners
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork
<`Munky> LOL!
<McGM> i know it hurts but it works a treat
i play games
while my dad scratches my back
and it simulates the feeling when i get meleed

Biscuit Kicking Insane Physics

THIS absolutely blew my mind… NOT REAL.

Forza Update

Yesterday, afternoon Bogs, Boot and I went up and got our copies of Forza. Bogs dropped me home and I ripped the plastic cover off of it like the clothing off of a lover. I threw it into the disc tray and got cracking on making a sweet car only to discover that my controller was constantly having the right trigger stick. SOO I had to trek back and get myself a new controller (using my connections ;p). This happened before while playing halo but I didn’t think anything of it; I betrayed some random when it happened by the way. Anyway I’ve been playing for about 15 hours now and I’m tired, hungry and my head is going to start working like a rotary engine if I don’t stop. Here’s a picture of me doing a power slide in my Panda car; Toyota Tuereno.

BRB Forza 2

As the title suggests I may be absent for a while because Forza 2 comes out tomorrow. I’ll be tuning and painting those cars like there’s no tomorrow. So seeing as I won’t be on here there won’t be many, if any, updates for a little while; because of this heres a special treat for anyone who actually comes here.

[23:55] <Crab> god sor
[23:56] * sor “kill dash nine’s” crab
[23:57] * Crab dismounts sor’s girl

Yeah that was a pretty harsh beating. Someone post some comments so I know what you think’s funny and what’s just lame crap; because I know there’s some of the latter being posted by me. Hopefully Consty will get some updates going for you lot.