The Transcripts: #18, on MSN.

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B r i a n; says: (3:06:07 AM)
So what else have you got planned for london?
Ally says: (3:06:20 AM)
haha monopoly pub crawl
B r i a n; says: (3:06:45 AM)
ooh speaking of pub crawls and beer mugs, met any cute british guys ?
B r i a n; says: (3:07:51 AM)
i have a thing for british accents… but anyway.
B r i a n; says: (3:10:36 AM)
wait i realise that sounded pretty gay

What Women Hear on XBOX Live

I found this on DIGG.com and found it especially relevant seeing as we have just had a chick join our clan. Fox, THIS is for you.

The Transcripts: #17, on MSN.

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Don’t talk my dirt down like that!
You mean your family…

Dezmand Roberts says (1:13 PM):
man my chairs comfortable

Dezmand Roberts says (1:16 PM):
my chair > u

Jake ; Drive it like you stole it! says (1:17 PM):
me = access to cs3 > your chair

Dezmand Roberts says (1:18 PM):
chair > your family

Jake ; Drive it like you stole it! says (1:18 PM):
dirt > chair

Dezmand Roberts says (1:18 PM):
dirt > chair > your family?

Jake ; Drive it like you stole it! says (1:19 PM):
wow I didnt think that through

The Transcripts: #16, on a WEBSITE.

GM has updated his site with some quality content. The site’s here and the new content is below.

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The GameMaster (GM) is daft and rather gay:
In the life of GM

‘Worst’ Day of My Life.

I was in tears. My parents had just told me that I was not allowed to buy an Xbox 360. My heart was shattered. I fell to the floor in agony at the pain I was feeling. My head was throbbing. Blood was pumping at a fast rate around my body. I stared at the ceiling. I could taste salt water going down my mouth from my eyes. I frantically typed at the computer looking for a FREE XBOX 360 OFFER but all I could find were just credit card applications.

My life was over………………………………………………………………………………………………….until my grandpa eventually just bought the damn thing.

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Second Worst ‘Day’ of My Life

I contracted an illness that the majority of the population had to face with.

Yep, Chickenpox.

Once I had healed, I returned back to school but then, there were rumours suggesting that I was in a gay scandal with another boy in my class. But then again, the chickenpox was worse. I wasn’t able to play my Xbox 360 for a few days so fuck that gay scandal.

The Transcripts: #15, in RL.

An explanation would ruin this…

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Dezmand speaks out.
Raven DOWN!

[noirhawk]: Hey Dezman you wanna learn a sweet break move?
[Dezman]: Nah I’m collecting mushrooms… OH FUCK A CAR!

The Transcripts: #14, on a WEBSITE.

We give a lot of shit to this GM character, and it seems that we are not the only ones. GM is so annoyed at how his life is going that he decided to make a website to vent some anger; be warned, these are not things that normal people get angry over.
Note: We only give shit to GM when he’s being a tard; by now you should have figured out that he’s a tard all the time.

You can go to the site here but I made a copy below as well.

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The GameMaster (GM) is daft and rather gay:
In the life of GM…

Top 10 Things I Hate
Currently, the things I hate the most are…..

1 ) When someone accuses me of an immoral act that I did not commit. Evidence or STFU.

2 ) Someone talks negatively behind my back. Seriously, instead of making gossip, why don’t you fucking say it to my face. You know, I can actually communicate back…isn’t that much easier
than me eventually finding out?

3 ) Teenagers who think they’re cool because they take illegal drugs. No, you’re going to die if you persist….so start digging.

4 ) Under 18 teenagers who think they’re cool because they’ve engaged in sexual intercourse. Too bad some of them are stupid enough to not wear a (functioning) condom and end up with an STD. The end result is “MUMMY, I NEED MEDICAL INSURANCE”! Uh oh! You just lost your family cos your whole family doesn’t care anymore….

5 ) People asking me if I’m homo-sexual and when I reply, “no”, they say, “yeah you are”. Well if you think that I am, why the fuck do you ask in the first place?

6 ) When someone calls me a homo and picks it as a subject of insult to me. If you haven’t realised, we’re all part of the homo genus.

7 ) When my PC gets infected with spyware. TO ALL SPYWARE AUTHORS: You don’t realise that you’re hurting us citizens. Get a fucking life.

8 ) When someone tries to throw food at me while I’m trying to play cricket. Wow, let’s see. You throw food that’s most likely soft. I throw a cricket ball made of out hard leather. What did you
learn?

9 ) When some Italians try to say that Asians are retarded .Yeah, we gave you the idea of Spaghetti so fuck off.

10 ) When people say negative things about the Xbox 360 without giving a logical reason for it.

The Transcripts: #13, on IRC.

Yay, I finally got around to doing something!

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The GameMaster (GM) is daft and rather gay:
Feel the G-forces

<McGM> jesus!!
<JJMeH> :\
<McGM> i want the feeling when i land the plane
<Consty> you land the plane???
oh so now you’re a pilot eh?
<McGM> i have once
<Consty> flight sims dont count
<McGM> my friend is part of the australian air force cadets
and he took me up to moorabin to fly in a cessnair
and his instructor asked me to land the plane to the best of my ability
he asked me what buttons to pressed
<Consty> and you held his control stick while he landed the plane?
<McGM> but he navigated it
nah
i reduced the throttle when it was descending
and more when it landed
he just navigated it
<Consty> wow u reduced the throttle
you are definitely pilot material
<McGM> although he did let me take control of the his stick

Cheeky Guy

Sorry about the lack of posts recently but I’ve been busy. Makes me wonder where the rest of the Wild Cards are…

I was having a browse of digg.com just now and found THIS; the guy is a genius.

The Transcripts: from DIGG.com

I was browsing digg.com just now and I came across this tastey morsel of a story; a collection of conversations overheard in New York. Here’s one of my favourites to give you an example.

Time to Take a Break from the Studying

Guy #1: I’d totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I’d hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

–College Walk, Columbia University

Overheard by: King Arthur

The Transcripts: #12, on IRC.

This is one of the GM transcripts that I keep forgetting to upload. Stay tuned for another one soon (hopefully).

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The GameMaster (GM) is daft and rather gay:
Dr GM’s recommendation.

<McGM> i know how to get rid of a fever REAL FAST
anyone care to know?
<JJMeH> ?
<Consty> kill yourself?
<JJMeH> woah?
<McGM> no
<Consty> im out of ideas
<McGM> this is an asian technique
so it may shock westerners
grab a 50 cent coin
rub it in a massaging gel or something
but it has to be asian
i don’t know the brand
but yeah
open ur back
and scratch it
<Consty> open my back???
i hav to do spinal surgery 0_o
<McGM> no
as in
lift up ur shirt
and stratch it
and it will leave red marks
and these marks will indicate that the ‘wind has been take nout”
this technique hurts
but it works a treat
screw antibiotics
i’ll try to find it on wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gua_Sha
<Consty> i’ll give you an article that would benefit you easterners
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork
<`Munky> LOL!
<McGM> i know it hurts but it works a treat
i play games
while my dad scratches my back
and it simulates the feeling when i get meleed